大型情景荒诞喜剧暨短篇电视连续剧《传烽》新闻宣传会


张小丸:大家好,俺是张小丸,对,就是前不久OO风波的那个张小丸,俺今天不是要

谈O,俺今天受《传烽》剧组的委托,在这里召开新闻宣传会,俺民剧组今天是坐在汽

车上召开这个新闻宣传会,俺代表剧组向各位敬礼



俺今儿个代表剧组说明一哈啊,俺民这是个古装荒诞小品,如有雷同,实在没折

情节均是搞笑,请大家不要当真,俺民这果戏呢准备分两天上下两个部分共6集播出,

这里有一个要求请大家告诉大家,下半部分播出的时候,请所有应聘童鞋的家长一定

要准备好吆喝,预先喝点胖大海,自带挥舞小旗手电whatever,为我们剧组加油助

威,特别是,听好了啊,特别是两位兰猪脚的家长一定要到场,最后一集导演吩咐在

先,绝对是不见鬼子不拉弦儿,当然这个比喻不大恰当,但是说明了,兰猪脚家长的

重要性,如果看不到兰猪脚的家长到场,下半部分和大结局将无限期延后,直到兰猪

脚家长出现为止,现场将派保安查验身份证件,不得假冒,切记切记!!!

俺民这个剧,经过剧组全体同仁通夜赶排,终于即将公演于众,公映时间请密切关注

宠坛最近的通知,有可能是明天晚上播出上半部分.

下面请功夫巨星真蓝小生给大家现场演示一哈俺民的口号啊


我们的口号是不成功便成仁,呼呼哈哈!





由于编导水平拙劣,如果本剧的大结局不幸被某位高人识破,拜托请千万不要声张,

一切让我们等到大结局揭晓的时候,拜托各位!

另外,导演根据需要各位演员的戏份不是那么均匀,各家童鞋被聘用的人数也不均

等,请各位家长本着娱乐第一的精神多多包涵!

下面让我们来到室外的草坪,我今天要用一个祖传秘功------火腿兽O秘功来表达剧组

的诚意,向大家致以最崇高的敬礼!谢谢大家的理解。





我很忙很忙, 还要坐直升灰机赶往下一个地方开新闻宣传会,今天就到这里,好吧。

记者:请问这次有没有潜规则和黄色交易

张:这果问题really ridiculous,谢谢各位,再见!

众记者:张小丸先生,张。。。。。。



会外花絮:


雪小疯:丸子叔叔,听说我老贝哥去拍戏了,我好想他呀,我可不可以搭您的灰机去

剧组看看老贝哥捏.

张:这果,这位小童鞋,俺民这个灰机是直升灰机坐不下了,这样吧,我们OFFER你一

个机外位你看怎样,

雪:好啊好啊,俺最近刚好在苦练那个悬挂功,俺就挂在您灰机上就可以了

张小丸匆忙走上灰机说:起灰

雪小疯挂在灰机上兴奋地大喊:老-------------贝----------------------哥------

---我------------------来-----------------了了了了了了了了了了了了了







请密切关注剧组通知,谢谢各位!!!
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