A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he need.
A woman will pay $1 for $2 item she doesn't need.
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A Man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
A successful Man is one who makes more money that his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a Man.
To be happy with a Man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.
To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.
Married Man lived longer than single Man, but Married men are a lot more willing to die.
Any Married Man should forget his mistake; there's no use in two people remembering the same thing.
Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed.
Women somehow deteriorate during the night.
A woman marries a Man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
A Man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.
A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a Man says after is the beginning of a new argument.
There are two times a Man doesn't understand a woman, before marriage and after marriage .
A Man is incomplete until he is Married, then he is finished.
