对流氓要礼让

今天和大仙外出午餐,车到停车场,在等候Parking的时候见一鬼佬走到一车前,开门,于是趋前等候..
鬼佬开了车门后,往我们看了看,问道: “you want to park here?”
还没等我们回答,他向我们树起中指,然后来一句 “F...”
我气得七窍生烟: 你他妈走就走,不走就不走,那里惹着你哪?
他见我在骂中文,来了一句: “What? F...Chinese...”
大仙笑嘻嘻地把话接过去了:
“Thank you for telling us where is heaven,we have plenty time, we can wait. Get your mum there first, your father second...and all your family. .but your wife...because she goes there with someone-else.... you 6 o'clock, you get it?

“平时没见你的英文没那么流利的?”
“特地练的”