英译：老公分七等/ Seven Classes of Husbands (1/7)

(Original from internet)

七等老公：奴役你 伤害你 吃定你

不思进取、昏天度日，靠你生活。打你骂你，拿你的钱赌博、泡妞，还能吃定你，哄你、骗你、吓你、感动你，他深谙女人心事并熟练掌握了所有技巧，让你毫无办法，浑然不觉得奉献青春和感情。这样的老公，不是人，是魔鬼，百里无一。女孩遇到赶快躲，小心来不及。

Class Seven: Enslaving you, hurting you, but attractive to you

Ambitionless, living aimlessly, and relying on you for everyday life; beating up you and scolding you; gambling and hanging out with girls on your money, but still attractive to you; coaxing you, lying to you, scaring you, but also moving you. He reads mind of women and has all the skills to, leaving you with no choice but dedicating your youth and affections. Such a husband is not a human, but a devil, representing less than one in a hundred. Girls should avoid such a male, or it will be too late.