卫生棉自动抽条系统

4/1/11
自动卫生棉抽条系统...简称"自卫抽".
(为各位领导审阅方便,俺翻译一下...不是吃饱撑的么..)

一坐飞机旅行的哥们内急.但每次去厕所,里面都有人.空姐看他窘急的样子,说,干脆你去用俺们空姐专用厕所吧..不过千万别乱摁按钮哟...

只见厕所里手纸圈筒边上有四个纽: 温水, 暖风, 抹粉, 自卫抽...很快,他犯了天下男人都犯的错误--不是成龙那个错误, 而是天下男人都不认真听女人讲话的错误..他好奇心上来了...

小心翼翼地杵了'温水'钮, 一股温泉喷洒出来.他一想,哇靠,这些姐妹们日子真叫滋润...

这下子胆子大了一些,又点了一下'暖风'键..一股暖风飘洒殿下,他一个中心两个基本点利马干爽无比...啊哟,我的个乖乖..难怪她们一进来半天没动静,敢情是享受这个...

于是他又按了下一个'抹粉'钮...一股脂粉就抹上了裆中央..."真是华丽转身般的享受啊",他一边想,一边按了"自卫抽"... ...

... ...
当他从医院里醒来时,止痛的玛菲已经有点过了劲了...大惑不解:"护士小姐,俺这是咋回事嘛?..."

Automatic Tampon Remover

A man traveling by plane was in urgent need of a restroom facility. But each time he tried, it was occupied. The flight attendant, aware of his predicament, suggested he use the attendant's ladies room, but cautioned him not to press any of the buttons.

There next to the paper roll were four buttons marked: WW WA PP ATR.

Making the mistake soooo many men make of not listening to a woman, he disregarded what she said when his curiosity got the best of him.
He carefully pressed the WW button and immediately a gentle flush of Warm Water sprayed on his bare bottom.
He thought "Wow" these gals really have it nice!!

So a little more boldly he pressed the WA button and body temperature Warm Air blew across his wet bottom and dried it comfortably."Aha" he thought, "no wonder these women take so long in the bathroom with these kinds of services!"

So he pushed the next button PP with anticipation. A soft disposable Powder Puff swung below him and dusted his bottom lightly with talc.

"Man, this is great," he thought as he reached out for the ATR button.

When he awoke in the hospital, the morphine was just wearing off...confused he buzzed the nurse to find out what happened.