童趣

（1）
儿子在专家家呆了几天。一天专家的儿子从身边飘过。
儿子说：He is selfish.
我问：Why?
儿子说：He doesn’t play with me. But he looks cool. He wears sunglass.
我向专家‘投诉’了他儿子。专家讨好地问：How about me?
儿子说：You are fine.
专家又问： How about grandma? (专家的妈)
儿子说：Grandma is fine。
专家还问：How about uncle? (专家的老公)
儿子问：Which Uncle?
Uncle 吃饭，睡觉的时候在家。他见得少，没影响。
（2）
一天儿子跟爸爸讲完电话，转身对我说：We are going to the water park after Daddy comes back. You remember? You, Daddy, I went. You wear swimming suit. You look hot!
(3)
昨天在地里干活。儿子伤心巴巴地出来：I don’t want to go to college. 我惊奇地问：Why？ 我想现在都被吓倒了。
儿子说：I’ll miss you.
我放心了. 我摸着他的小肚子说：I’ll go with you.
儿子问：Daddy， too？
我说：Yes！
儿子又问：My friends, too?
我说：Yes！
这时他把脸上的泪水一抹，进屋看电视。