美军海、陆、空、陆战队平时勾心斗角最主要的原因是他们讲的是不同语言。如“ secure the building ”这命令。
陆军就会在这建筑物周围布满岗哨。
海军只是关了灯并锁上门就得了。
陆战队则将里面的人消灭并把总部安在那里。
而空军将这建筑物租下五年并加可以买下的专利。
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USCG 会将整个建筑物牢牢的绑起来,随时可以用直升机将之搬走。
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US Navy Rules:
1. Go to Sea.
2. Drink Coffee.
3. Watch porn.
4. Deploy the Marines.
US Coast Guard Rules:
1. Try to determine if you are under the Department of the Navy or Department of Homeland Security under the current definitions as to whether we are at war or not.
2. Determine if today’s mission is search and rescue, drug interdiction, or courtesy safety inspections or buoy maintenance.
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How to Tell the Difference Between the Branches of the US Armed Forces!
If you give the command "SECURE THE BUILDING", here is what the different services would do:
The NAVY would turn out the lights and lock the doors.
The ARMY would surround the building with defensive fortifications, tanks and concertina wire.
The MARINE CORPS would assault the building, using overlapping fields of fire from all appropriate points on the perimeter.
The AIR FORCE would take out a three-year lease with an option to buy the building.