今年想跟小朋友们have some fun. 戴上虎妈面具,跟老大要本不用的数学书,撕下来,每页题里包一块kit kat。有娃来,开门,训斥:
Why are you fooling around here? Go home and do your math!
有小娃高高兴兴拿着回去,嚷嚷:Daddy daddy, we got a trick!
有中娃见势不妙,转身就走,不得糖衣炮弹的真相, no pains, no gains
有男娃嘟嘟囔囔,seriously??
有女娃半信半疑,we got math homework?
看着不少好像当真了,俺很不落忍,想说,it's a joke! 又想不能枉担了虎妈虚名
乐了一晚上,回头一看,老大居然给偶的是今年的新数学书,统统被俺撕掉,这个虎妈也忒不够格了 :(
祝各位牛蛙虎爸虎妈羊爸羊妈万圣节愉快!