陈叔涵 2022年2月6日
习近平缺心眼的第一件事是：扛200斤麦子走十里山路不换肩。此事广为知晓，习也因此被称为习麦郎。其实，几乎人人都有缺心眼的时候，不足为奇。只不过，习作为一个大国领袖时不时说出缺心眼的话，做出缺心眼的事，不免为世人诟病。最奇葩的是，习从不以为这是缺心眼，反以为是智慧！下面，不妨以事实证明，习近平是中国缺心眼第一人！
第一，房住不炒。为了调控房价，习近平说，房子是用来住的，不是用来炒的。习周围的马屁精立马附和：皇上英明。习也自认为是妙语，沾沾自喜。殊不知，这种说法忒缺心眼。房子固然是可用来住，但是，作为商品的房子，显然不只一种属性，绝对可以出租，绝对可以作为投资标的，绝对可以抵押融资……可皇上才不管这么多，他只看一点，不及其余。不知那些有两套三套甚至多套房子的人，听了房住不炒的话会作何感想？即便他们口头不敢反驳，心里不免感慨，皇上连最基本的商业常识都不具备，还谈什么管理国家经济！最主要的是，市场不会听皇上的话，炒房依旧猖獗！
第二，定于一尊。现在已经是二十一世纪，独裁乃是逆流，与现代政治文明背道而驰。作为一国之主，手握最高权力，在实际行动上可以定于一尊，完全没有问题。但是，像定于一尊这类超级独裁的话语，只可让大臣们在心中默念，做到心中有数即可，岂可堂而皇之见诸报端呢，这不是明摆着告诉世界：庆丰帝比秦始皇、汉武帝还要独裁吗？！古往今来，帝王身边都聚集着一批马屁精，这是常态，无可厚非。没有粪坑，蛆虫该咋活啊。但是，被吹捧的人要有最起码的鉴别能力，哪些马屁可以享受，哪些马屁绝对不能容忍。毛泽东时代，毛被吹上了天，但是，毛没有昏头。当陈伯达抛出天才论的时候，毛就毫不手软地处理了陈伯达！在中国文化中，有些事做得说不得，如帝王独裁、欺压百姓、割韭菜；有些事说得做不得，如共产主义，为人民服务、大公无私。然而，庆丰帝作为一国之主，却连最起码的评判尺度都把握不当，只能用缺心眼来解释。
第三，共同富裕。这一口号本是习近平的政敌薄熙来十年前就在很多场合下高调提过的，习现在拾政敌之牙秽就太糊涂，还不如直接提中国特色的共产主义或习近平时代的共产主义，都比共同富裕要合适，至少可以跟政敌撇清关系。拾政敌之牙秽也就罢了，只要共同富裕这一口号靠谱，也没有什么大不了。关键是，这一口号太离谱，一点也经不起推敲。我的一个导游朋友曾对我说，没有想到庆丰帝这么缺心眼，难怪财新网主编胡舒立忍不住以猪头暗讽之。我说，何出此言？我的导游朋友答曰：共同富裕不要说在十四亿人的中国是句空话，就是在只有十四个人的旅行团里也是一句空话，绝对没有实现的可能。原来，我的这位朋友曾经对一个只有十四人的旅行团提议，大家把兜里的现金(卡里的钱不算)拿出来共用，晚上一起去吃喝玩乐。结果，没有一个人同意！
第四，窑洞对。这是庆丰帝做的最缺心眼的事。窑洞对本是当年毛泽东忽悠国统区名流黄炎培等人的鬼话，是最大的狗屎一堆。黄炎培问毛泽东，要是共产党取得了政权该如何摆脱历史周期律，也就是说，如何避免历史上周期性地改朝换代。毛泽东答曰：用民主！黄炎培居然信了。窑洞对说的大致就是这件事。然而，历史与现实都证明了这是一次大忽悠！中共所有领导人，包括毛本人，没有谁再提这档子事，为什么？丢人啊！因为毛说的与做的截然相反啊！所以，我才说，窑洞对是最大的狗屎一堆。俗话说，狗屎不挑不臭，伤疤不揭不痛。可我们的庆丰帝啊，偏要反其道而行之。他本想借窑洞对来兜售他的全过程民主，殊不知，全过程民主也是缺心眼的提法。中国人连言论自由都没有，连党禁也没有放开，民主从何说起啊？只能是全过程专制！他不提全过程民主还好，他一提反而成为了国际笑柄、世纪笑料，原因只有一个：缺心眼！
庆丰帝缺心眼的事例还有很多，我就不再扒了，还得给皇上留一点颜面。要不，龙颜大怒，地动山摇，连本网站也给封了，那就没地方玩了！
Xi Jinping, China's No.1 simpleton!
Chen Shuhan February 6, 2022
The first thing showing Xi Jinping was dim-witted: carrying 220 pounds of wheat for ten miles up a mountain road without changing shoulders. This incident is widely known, and Xi has become known as Xi Mai Lang (wheat-carrying guy). In fact, almost everyone is sometimes senseless, not surprisingly. It is only that Xi, as a leader of a superpower, says and does things from time to time without using his head, thus he is inevitably criticized by the world. The strangest thing is that Xi never thinks this is a stupid deed and regards it as wisdom! Here are some facts to prove that Xi Jinping is the No.1 simpleton in China!
First, a house is for living, not for speculation. To regulate house prices, Xi Jinping said that houses were for living, not for speculation. The ass-kissers around Xi immediately chimed in: Your Majesty is wise. Xi also thought it was a wonderful statement and felt complacent accordingly. As everyone knows, this kind of statement is too senseless. House can certainly be used for living, but, as a commodity, a house obviously is not only a property for living, absolutely can be rented, surely can be used as an investment target, and definitely can be mortgaged to finance ...... but the emperor does not care so much, he only looks at a point, regardless of the rest aspects. I don't know those who have two, three, or even many houses, how will they feel after hearing the emperor’s words of house for living not for speculation? Even if they do not dare to refute verbally, they cannot help feeling in their hearts that the Emperor does not even have the most basic common sense in business, and how can he talk about managing the national economy! The main thing is that the market will not listen to the words of the emperor, speculation remains rampant as usual!
Secondly, all state affairs are decided by the emperor alone. It is now the 21st century; dictatorship is a counter-current, contrary to modern political civilization. As the head of a country, holding the highest power in his hands, he can make decisions on state affairs totally by himself in terms of practical actions, and there is no problem at all. However, such super dictatorial words as "decision by emperor only" can only be recited by the ministers in their hearts, so that they know what they are talking about, but it should not be published in the newspapers in a dignified manner, which is not telling the world that Emperor Qingfeng was even more dictatorial than Emperor Qin Shi Huang and Emperor Wu of Han Dynasty? Throughout history, emperors and kings have gathered around a group of ass-kissers, this is the norm, and there is no need to blame too much. How could the maggots survive without manure pits? However, the person being touted should have the minimum discernment of what kind of flattery can be enjoyed and what kind of flattery should never be tolerated. In the era of Mao Zedong, Mao was blown up to the sky, but Mao did not lose his head. When Chen Boda threw out the genius theory, Mao did away with Chen Boda without mercy! In Chinese culture, some things can be done but cannot be said, such as imperial dictatorship, oppression of the people, and cutting leeks; and some things cannot be done but just can be talked about, such as communism, service to the people, and chauvinism. However, the Qingfeng emperor as the head of the country, fails to grasp properly even the minimum scale of judgment, it can only be explained by his lack of brains.
Third: common prosperity. Ten years ago on many occasions, this slogan was shouted out in a high profile by Bo Xilai, Xi Jinping's political enemy, Xi now is too confused to pick up the wisdom of his political enemy, and it would be better to directly mention the Chinese characteristics of communism or communism of Xi Jinping era, which is more appropriate than talk of the common prosperity, at least you can draw a line clearly with the political enemy. Anyway, it’s not a big mistake to pick up the wisdom of the political enemy, as long as the slogan "common prosperity" is reliable. The point is that this slogan is so outrageous that it does not stand up to scrutiny. A tour guide friend of mine once said to me that he did not expect Emperor Qingfeng to be senseless to this extent, so no wonder Hu Shuli, editor-in-chief of Caixin, could not help but use a pig's head as an insinuation to Xi Jinping. I asked my friend, why do you say that? My tour guide friend replied: common prosperity is an empty word. Not to mention the 1.4 billion people in China, only fourteen people in the tour group it is also an empty word, and there is absolutely no possibility of realization. Originally, my friend once proposed to a tour group of only fourteen people and asked them to take out the cash in their pockets (not including the money in their cards) to share together, and then go to eat, drink, and play together at night with the shared cash. As a result, not a single person agreed!
Fourth: the dialogue in the cave dwellings. This is the most dim-witted thing the Qingfeng Emperor had done. The dialogue in the cave dwellings was the biggest pile of shit in which Mao Zedong fooled the famous Huang Yanpei and others in the Nationalist Region. Huang Yanpei asked Mao how to get rid of the cyclical law of history, that is to say, how to avoid the cyclical change of dynasties in history if the Communist Party gained power. Mao Zedong replied: Use democracy! Huang Yanpei actually believed it. This is roughly what the dialogue in the cave dwellings told. However, both history and reality proved that it was a big lie! None of the CCP leaders, including Mao himself, ever mentioned this incident again. Why? It was humiliating! Because what Mao said was the very opposite of what he did! That's why I say the dialogue in the cave dwellings is the biggest pile of shit ever. As the saying goes, shit doesn't stink if you don't pick it, and scars don't hurt if you don't reveal them. But our Emperor Qingfeng wanted to do the opposite. He wanted to use the dialogue in the cave-dwelling to peddle his whole-process democracy, but he did not realize that his whole-process democracy was also a dim-witted expression. The Chinese people do not even have the freedom of speech, and the Party ban has not been removed so far, so how can we talk about democracy? It can only be a full-process dictatorship! That should be no problem for him, in case he did not mention the whole process of democracy, and it is because Xi Jinping mentioned the whole process of democracy, he turned out to be the international laughing stock, the joke of the century, there is only one reason: he is a senseless guy!
There are many examples to show how the Qingfeng emperor is dim-witted, but I will not pick up any more, we have to save our emperor’s face anyway. Otherwise, the emperor hit the ceiling, which will cause the ground to shake, even this website is also closed, and then there is no place for us to play any longer!
