* 几则幽默

	艰难跋涉 孩儿们被父亲释放出来后,要经过艰难的跋涉,才能到达目的地, 其中无数都会因为体力不支而在中途夭折. “天哪,太累了! 还有多远才能到输卵管啊?” 一个小弟在问他大哥. “路还远着哪! 父亲今天让咱们绕道而行. 我们才刚刚经过了扁桃体!” 动物保护乎?? 偶然看到一条标语: Save A Cow, Eat A Vegetarian !! 乍看以为是动物保护协会的广告;仔细看明后才知道是一家肉牛场的口号. 一项有趣的统计预测 最近去参加了一个会议, 公布的一项统计预测我觉得贴在这里比较合适: In the U.S. more money spent on breast implants and Viagra than Alzheimer’s disease research. By 2030, there will be a large number of American’s wandering around with huge breasts and erections who may not be able to remember what to do with them. 译文如下: 据统计,美国人花在丰胸和伟哥上的钱远远超出用于如何根治老年痴呆症的研究. 到了2030年，将会有无数的拥有豪乳的或挺着硬邦邦的小弟弟的美国人，却记不起如何去用它们。 造句 A maxican was taking English test at the immigration office, the officer asked him to make a sentence with the words green,pink and yellow. He thought for a long time and finally said: "The phone green,I pink up and said YELLOW! " 有句长沙话最贴近英文 英语"No way" 顶多只能译成"没门儿",而长沙话说"冒路!"