Difference Between Man & Woman





Humor: Difference Between Man & Woman Source: China Daily

A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he wants. A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't want.

A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

To be happy with a man you must understand him a lot and love him a little. To be happy with a woman you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.

A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't. A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change and she does.


林贝卡 发表评论于
回复siedler03的评论:

Thank you.

Happy Holidays,

Rebecca
siedler03 发表评论于
Jingdian!
林贝卡 发表评论于
充满希望,

Thanks. How have you been?

Have a nice week,

Rebecca
充满希望 发表评论于
Interesting.
林贝卡 发表评论于
Dendis,

Thank you so much for your messages.

Have a nice weekend,

Rebecca
Dendis 发表评论于
sounds fun but true perhaps
林贝卡 发表评论于
海浪99,

lol...
海浪99 发表评论于
回复林贝卡的评论: But I do think No 5 is absolutely right and No 3 is also close.
林贝卡 发表评论于
海浪99,

You got that right. But it is just jokes. Do not take it too seriously.

Have a great day,

Rebecca
海浪99 发表评论于
Hope there are one or two exceptions otherwise it will be a sad world, hahaha :). Enjoy your day
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