THE GEOGRAPHY OF WOMEN...
Between 18 and 22, a woman is like Africa, half discovered,
half wild, naturally beautiful with fertile soil. Between 23
and 30, a woman is like Europe, well developed and open to trade,
especially for someone with cash. Between 31 and 35, a woman
is like India - very hot, relaxed and convinced of her own
beauty. Between 36 and 40, a woman is like France -gently
aging but still a warm and desirable place to visit. Between
41 and 50, a woman is like Great Britain -with a glorious and
all conquering past. Between 51 and 60, a woman is like Israel
has been through war and doesn't make the same mistakes twice,
takes care of business. Between 61 and 70, a woman is like
Canada -self-preserving but open to meeting new people.
After 70, she becomes Tibet. Wildly beautiful, with a
mysterious past and the wisdom of the ages...only those with an
adventurous spirit and a thirst for spiritual knowledge visit
there.
GEOGRAPHY OF MEN Between 1 and 70, a man is
like Iran. Ruled by a prick
