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小儿给我讲Johnny Appleseed 的故事。完了后,他补充说:He died and went to ...他用食指往上指了指。看他那一本正经指天堂的样子很好玩,就逗他:Why don't you think he went to ...我用食指往下指了指。他诧异地盯了我一会,一字一顿地说:“Mom, that is wrong direction.

(17) 小儿跆拳道的教Ken 二十岁刚出头就和他的高中甜心结婚了。蜜月后第一堂课,新婚燕尔的他喜形于色地对大伙说:I went to Maui with my NEW wife. 小儿听了,举手发问:What happened to your OLD wife?

作者:海棠花飞 (http://blog.wenxuecity.com/myindex.php?blogID=26531)

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