小心坠河 = Carefully fall to the river.
综合酥 = Complicated Cake
购物入口 = Enterness
油炸童子鸡 = Fried chicken without sex
八点半交友会所 = Half Past 8 Friend Changing Club
自助终端 = Help Oneself Terminating Machine
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