怎样回答美国人的一些问题
本文由 爱华 在 2008-1-9 11:40 发表于: 倍可亲.美国 ( backchina.com )
Q: Do Chinese eat dogs?
A: Yes. And cats. Especially on our "Thanks receiving" day. Besides, turkeys are our favorite pets. In China only the most uneducated eat turkeys.
问：中国人吃狗么？
答：当然吃，我们连猫都吃！特别是在我们的“感恩节”。另外，火鸡是我们最喜爱的宠物。在中国只有最没文化教养的人吃火鸡。
Q: China is becoming strong. Does your government want to take over the world?
A: Yes, absolutely. As soon as we become powerful, we will invade Iraq and Afghanistan.
问：中国越来越强大，难道你的政府想独霸世界么？
答：当然想，我们国家一旦强大起来政府就会出兵进攻伊拉克和阿富汗。
Q: Why doesn't your government give Tibet back to its monks?
A: Because the monks want to help the Seminoles take back Florida.
问：为什么你的政府不将西藏还给西藏的和尚？
答：因为这些和尚想帮助西米诺尔(某印第安人部落的名称)重新成为佛罗里达的主人。
Q: Are the products made in China very cheap?
A: Yes. Were we using slaves, the price would be even cheaper.
问：中国制造的产品都非常便宜和廉价么？
答：当然，如果我们用黑奴的话我们的产品会更便宜更廉价。
Q: Why you are the only kid in your family?
A: Because my parents don't fuck with everybody.
问：你为什么是独生子女？
答：因为我的家长不和周围人乱交。
Q: You have 1.4 billion people. Now what do you want to do with it?
A: Find a new planet. Kill the native people there, and move in.
问：你们有14亿人，究竟要做什么？
答：找一个新的行星，然后杀光所有的土著居民，再移民过去。
A: Yes. And cats. Especially on our "Thanks receiving" day. Besides, turkeys are our favorite pets. In China only the most uneducated eat turkeys.
问：中国人吃狗么？
答：当然吃，我们连猫都吃！特别是在我们的“感恩节”。另外，火鸡是我们最喜爱的宠物。在中国只有最没文化教养的人吃火鸡。
Q: China is becoming strong. Does your government want to take over the world?
A: Yes, absolutely. As soon as we become powerful, we will invade Iraq and Afghanistan.
问：中国越来越强大，难道你的政府想独霸世界么？
答：当然想，我们国家一旦强大起来政府就会出兵进攻伊拉克和阿富汗。
Q: Why doesn't your government give Tibet back to its monks?
A: Because the monks want to help the Seminoles take back Florida.
问：为什么你的政府不将西藏还给西藏的和尚？
答：因为这些和尚想帮助西米诺尔(某印第安人部落的名称)重新成为佛罗里达的主人。
Q: Are the products made in China very cheap?
A: Yes. Were we using slaves, the price would be even cheaper.
问：中国制造的产品都非常便宜和廉价么？
答：当然，如果我们用黑奴的话我们的产品会更便宜更廉价。
Q: Why you are the only kid in your family?
A: Because my parents don't fuck with everybody.
问：你为什么是独生子女？
答：因为我的家长不和周围人乱交。
Q: You have 1.4 billion people. Now what do you want to do with it?
A: Find a new planet. Kill the native people there, and move in.
问：你们有14亿人，究竟要做什么？
答：找一个新的行星，然后杀光所有的土著居民，再移民过去。
