俺是如何通过处男网上认证考试的
生命诚可贵，处子价更高，若为爱情故，必要领一票。各位大侠，有钱捧个钱场，没钱捧个人场，与其煞费苦心，赌咒发誓，凿壁偷师学处男之技巧，不如退而结网以身取证，为将来的前程投资，看官请：wwwww.1000f-but-aways-a-virgin.com
听说myspace和facebook都需要如此认证，才能验明正身，可见男女平等又一次如四大发明一样在东方发轫，西方光大，然后回笼销售，直至造假盗版横行，最后真假难辨。但一切要快，才能永立足于不败之地，等散户跟进入场，就是晚啦，等着鱼死网破，或被剥光羞辱至死。
所以现在就要先考英文处男认证，拿回国去骗财骗色，等到假货横流，当心还没掏出来被打破狗头。
要过五关斩六将，一定要有所准备，下面是俺的标准机智回答，供有色心没色胆的色友们参考：
Question 1：Ms. Brooks asks, "What does a cow have four of that I have only two of?"
Answer：Legs
Q2：Ms. Brooks: "What do you have in your pants that I do not have in mine?
A：Pockets
Q3：Ms. Brooks: "What does a dog do that a man steps into?"
A: Pants
Q4：Ms. Brooks: What starts with a C and ends with a T, is hairy, oval, delicious and contains thin whitish liquid?
A: Coconut
Q5：Ms. Brooks: What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft and sticky?
A: Strawberry bubble gum
Q6: Ms. Brooks: "What does a man do standing up, a woman do sitting down and a dog do on three legs?"
A: Shake hands
Q7: Ms. Brooks: "What word starts with an 'F' and ends in 'K' that means a lot of heat and excitement?"
A: Firetruck
Q8：Ms. Brooks: "What four-letter-word that has something to do with female, somehow importantly relate to you, spell as “_unt”?"
A: Aunt
