俺是如何通过处男网上认证考试的

活了这么多年,才发现自己是这么的感性,让我的眼睛带着你的心去飞。
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俺是如何通过处男网上认证考试的

生命诚可贵,处子价更高,若为爱情故,必要领一票。各位大侠,有钱捧个钱场,没钱捧个人场,与其煞费苦心,赌咒发誓,凿壁偷师学处男之技巧,不如退而结网以身取证,为将来的前程投资,看官请:wwwww.1000f-but-aways-a-virgin.com

听说myspacefacebook都需要如此认证,才能验明正身,可见男女平等又一次如四大发明一样在东方发轫,西方光大,然后回笼销售,直至造假盗版横行,最后真假难辨。但一切要快,才能永立足于不败之地,等散户跟进入场,就是晚啦,等着鱼死网破,或被剥光羞辱至死。

所以现在就要先考英文处男认证,拿回国去骗财骗色,等到假货横流,当心还没掏出来被打破狗头。

要过五关斩六将,一定要有所准备,下面是俺的标准机智回答,供有色心没色胆的色友们参考:

Question 1Ms. Brooks asks, "What does a cow have four of that I have only two of?"

AnswerLegs

 

Q2Ms. Brooks: "What do you have in your pants that I do not have in mine?

APockets

 

Q3Ms. Brooks: "What does a dog do that a man steps into?"

A:  Pants

 

Q4Ms. Brooks: What starts with a C and ends with a T, is hairy, oval, delicious and contains thin whitish liquid?

A:  Coconut

 

Q5Ms. Brooks: What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft and sticky?

A:   Strawberry bubble gum

 

Q6: Ms. Brooks: "What does a man do standing up, a woman do sitting down and a dog do on three legs?"

A: Shake hands

 

Q7: Ms. Brooks: "What word starts with an 'F' and ends in 'K' that means a lot of heat and excitement?"

A:  Firetruck

 

Q8Ms. Brooks: "What four-letter-word that has something to do with female, somehow importantly relate to you, spell as “_unt”?"

A: Aunt

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