Funny Words Quiz

1- What kind of clothes do lawyers wear?

2- What do you have if an ax falls on your car?

3- What is in the army and is corny?

4- What do you call a man when a Marine sits on him?

5- What animal breaks the law?

6- What animal has a chip on its shoulder?

7- How does an octopus go to war?

8- What color is a cheerleader?

9- What kind of bell doesn\'t ring?

10- What do ants use for hula hoops?