班主请客

班主今天请客,客人到后,班主要求每一个说句于自己工作相关的话才开始喝酒。
这厨师谗的要命,赶紧叫他的:
"吃肉不吃蒜,营养减一半";
一位小姐也饿的要紧说:
"睡觉不做爱,喝酒没吃菜";
座在她旁边的牧师看不下去,生气的说:
"祈祷不信上帝,说话不如放P"

班主看来气氛不太正常,说我说一句话后,大家一起开始喝酒:
"坛子不在于深,有PLMM就灵"
"贴子不在于黄,能让人开心就行"

众客人皆纳闷:不黄的贴子有人点击吗?

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