**酒妈被小瓜子天籁之音的唐诗背诵震倒,躺了一晚爬起来,决心一定要让小酒重新追赶3只鹅,抓住一切机会猛灌小酒的耳朵。
上学放学路上一遇红灯,酒妈就念: 停车坐爱枫林晚。
给小酒淋浴,酒妈即景:飞流直下三千尺。大珠小珠落玉盘。
喝水时,举杯邀明月,对影成三人。
吃饭时,谁知盘中餐,粒粒皆辛苦。
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每每抑扬顿措完,问小酒:好听吗?
"好听!"半秒不落地特捧场。
再问:想跟着妈妈念吗?
"No!"更爽快地回答。
酒妈没辄。
**小酒很迷她的新玩具playhouse, 边玩边自言自语。
按响门铃,"Who is coming? Is that daddy? Oh,No---, Daddy is in 扯你那(China)."
把门拉开,一句地道的重庆话冒出来,"喔---,是别个。"
**学用筷子,但拒绝常规操作规程。
要么单枪,要么一手一根。
挑不起的,就戳;戳不进的,就2筷子一左一右抬。
**卡通版吃饭:
捏片冬瓜游荡,"I am a little jellyfish. Is this Katie's mouth? No. Is this Katie's mouth? Yes!"一口含住。
**早上小酒一定要穿上她钟爱的bunny underware,酒妈趁机强调:Tell Miss Aida and Rose when you want to pee-pee. Bunny爱干净,不喜欢被打湿。
下午到室外活动,4点半左右小酒最易出状况,经常玩得忘了pee-pee警报。
酒妈领到换下的湿裤子,给小酒一个哭脸,"Bunny is wet, Bunny is sad. Because Katie did not ask for pee-pee in toilet."
小酒拎着bunny看看,支招,"I want to have a dolphin underware. Dolphin like(s) to play water."
**最近降温,小酒很懂防寒保暖。
晚上把毛巾被抢到,"I want to have a big blanket."
早上自己穿夹克,自己能把拉链套上(要点技巧哟),拉到脖子,"I want to close up my jacket."
**吃了半块白巧克力cookie,赞叹,"This is the best delicious cookie." 多好的广告词。
吃巧克力球,咬不动,"Sorry, 牙牙咬得太大了。"
**看书
问她,"妈妈有几个孩子呀?"
小酒肯定回答:two!
酒妈糊涂了,哪来的2个?
小酒解释,"One is Katie, one is 外婆。"
酒妈正给外婆翻译这混乱的关系,小酒补充,"I want to have a baby sister too. Three!"