江书记拜会毛主席——转一个比较有趣的老顺口溜

江泽民总书记内忧外患，压力很大。一日，沐浴更衣后，前来拜会毛主席。

向东看，走私的船只在靠岸；
向西看，新疆和西藏闹叛乱；
想难看，黄赌毒在泛滥；
向北看，下岗工人一大片；
向上看，北约的飞机扔炸弹；
向下看，的在旋转；
向后看，贪污分子千千万；
向前看，毛主席躺在水晶棺。
江泽民上前来，问：
“毛主席啊，怎么办？”
主席说：”你进来，我出去，看我怎么收拾那些王八蛋！“

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