7 qualities to be a perfect woman:
Beautiful,
Responsible,
Energetic,
Adorable,
Sweet,
Truthful
Self-Organised
In short, she must have good B.R.E.A.S.T.S
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Teacher: why are you late?
Student: My dad told me to take our cow to bull.
Teacher(Angrily): Can"t your dad to it?
Student: No, only BULL can do it.
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Boy (to girl): What"s there in between your legs?
Girl: Hell! And what"s there in between your legs?
Boy: A sinner, who wants to go to hell
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Lady1: How come your husband is always home on time?
Lady2: I have made a simple rule. SEX will be at 9PM,
whether you are here or not
