下辈子还可以做人,但是有一个附加条件:

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这辈子做人挺好的!但是有一个致命伤:脸皮太薄。

您各位脸皮厚的可体会不到这脸皮薄的苦处。如果下辈子脸皮还这样,我就不来了。

1)在学业上要脸皮厚。不耻下问,不要因为不好意思就不懂装懂。脸皮厚可以迅速和老师拉近关系,和同学搞好关系,最主要的是脸皮厚可以考试不挂科。

2)在工作中要脸皮厚。主要体现在多说自己感觉都肉麻的话,虽然肉麻,但领导,同事爱听,开展批评与自我批评的时代好象一去不复返了,尤其领导都是“戴高乐”!

3)在生活中要脸皮厚。应酬赴宴吃就吃个风卷残云,够不着站起来,吃不饱怨自己;对待人情随礼脸皮厚就发挥至关重要的作用了,觉得必要性不大的人情就要厚着脸皮不随,省了银子,何况人情这玩意都随和不随是一样的效果。

4)在爱情上脸皮更要厚。我提个口号:爱情有险阻,脸皮厚能过关。无论MM是铁石心肠还是冰山美人,脸皮厚就象万度高温的烈火,把铁石和冰山统统融化,一律搞定!当街跪地求爱,鼻涕一把眼泪一把,嘴里叨咕着“爱你一万年”的白痴都不相信的话,虽然有损哥们的光辉形象,但是百分之九十九能成功,那百分之一的妹妹是同志!呵呵,脸皮厚,爱个够!

5)上网要厚脸皮。上网说话本来是没有那么多讲究的,可是偏偏有人喜欢认真。你给他开个玩笑吧,本来挺可乐的,他偏偏不笑,还要对你的笑话进行逻辑分析。更可怕的是说你在骂他,一桶脏水就倒将过来。这个时候,就要有张厚脸皮挡住。千万不要脸红,更不要哭。如果老婆过来说:“老公,整吗?”,千万不要回答:“整个P,一肚子气呢”。

下辈子脸皮一定要厚。“人生多少难堪事,全靠有张厚脸皮”。

厚是要厚,但是,也要有限度。以不到闹市街口去裸奔为准。

redwest 发表评论于
funny.
群01 发表评论于
脸皮厚,吃块肉!
福娃2009 发表评论于
hahaha, 就这么学一下,看看效果如何?
夹心 发表评论于
脸皮厚没关系.那是做事之策略.成功率才是追求的目标.你下辈子脸皮厚,但老失败,没人喜欢你.视你为不知廉耻.不如脸皮薄.
qazxcv 发表评论于
有道理,顶!
hairycat 发表评论于
谢谢你!心领了!
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