路痴学车

民为贵,社稷次之,君为轻。
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跟老公出去吃饭,为了老公能喝点酒,由我负责开车回家。

路上俺慌乱中开进错误的车道,把老公气得哇哇大叫,大骂俺是个蠢蛋,根本不会开车。还好当时周围没车,俺及时纠正回来,但太晚了,老公已经遭受严重心理创伤。回家后老公对俺流露出失望已极的神色。俺反倒把脸皮在5分钟之内长厚了三层,强词夺理说,我们这不都活着回来了么。下次还由俺当车夫继续练习。

老公顿时一头晕倒。


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