09052010 算命先生

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遇到一位老先生,据和他同行的米女说这位大师能通灵。这位米女已经追随大师10多年了,而且大师说她能有房子,她当年就有房子咧,好神啊!崇拜神人,报上姓名,生辰八字,大师给偶算算呗!故伸出掌心让大师给偶算一卦,大师说了句让我很晕滴话。你将来能当大老板,会很有钱,我说我对钱真不感兴趣,您老能告诉我,我的先生在哪里么?老头很逗,眼皮上翻,掐指认真计算,明年下半年会有一个男人对你很好,你要小心上当,他条件不好,无论如何你不能要。他不是真心对你滴!后年,你会遇到真心对你滴人,你太天真,米国男人很坏,你很容易被男人骗,当心!切记!!呵呵,今年呢?看来今年是没戏啦,哈哈!!再问到底是外公还是内公啊?老头沉默了,掏出一张片片给偶,我给你个手机号,你记住了,以后你只要遇到心动滴,一定记得给我打电话,记住了,你很容易被男人骗!!我听得直冒冷汗。等和这两位道别,我回头一想,这老头不就是个男人么?小心,小心,切记,切记,我乐喷!

福田 发表评论于
回复20090909的评论:

哈哈哈,我终于又开心了。喜欢在你面前的轻松愉快(真)和被娱乐(假),半真半假地说。

每天到你家看你,成了我的好习惯。记住,那天看不到你,我会“被娱乐”。请你高抬贵手,换一种玩法。
20090909 发表评论于
没有最差 只有更差 偶添音乐纯属娱乐 感谢福贵人被娱乐,哈哈
福田 发表评论于
回复20090909的评论:
我想你的时候,你要随时听命呀。你这几天的背景音乐比较好听,背景音乐是不能太响、和太快节奏的。有时候觉得你的美感很差,不过,不差怎么能带给我舒服的感觉呢?谢谢你的差,我很满意。
20090909 发表评论于
我需要滴,你都给了,拿什么忽悠你啊,偶滴爱人!给你一个熊抱,小心起痱子哦,嘿嘿
福田 发表评论于
http://p.sixiang-jia.net/happyyun/music/sweety.mp3按摩时间到了。
福田 发表评论于
回复20090909的评论:
好呀。全心全意为 未来的大老板 服务。
20090909 发表评论于
来,给偶按摩一下下,偶不差钱儿!
福田 发表评论于
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