卖房子要拜洋菩萨

最近我不是在卖房子吗,周围很多热心的朋友包括我的中介给我支招,费了好大的劲把旧房子翻修装饰一新,放到市场上。这么低迷的房市,房子什么时候才能出手实在是不可预知。有个朋友特意叮嘱我,要在这里卖掉房子,一定要St. Joseph 帮忙!

谁是St. Joseph 原来是耶稣的养父,圣母玛丽亚的老公。朋友告诉我宁信其有,她的房子卖掉也许St. Joseph也帮忙了。我来到宗教用品小店--我路过多次,从来没进去过。问店员有没有St. Joseph雕像卖房用品包。 店员说,成套的都卖光了,只有单独的雕像。至于用品包里的说明,到网上一查就有了,所以买个雕像就够了。我买了雕像回来到网上一查,果真很多说明,还有很多怎么怎么灵验的反馈。怎么用这个雕像呢?要在卖房子的标志附近挖个小坑,比雕像深3寸,雕像很小,大概3-4寸高,然后把St. Joseph头朝下,脸朝路,埋起来。埋时候要祷告。祷告词也是固定的,每天都要祷告。等房子卖出去后记着把雕像挖出来,带回新家供着。 我都照做了,上市第二天中午我去把St. Joseph雕像埋在卖房牌子旁。祷告词还挺长的,我埋完雕像拿着打印出来的祷告词念了一遍。那天下午中介就打电话告诉我,有人来看房啦!耶!没准还真灵啊!

可是我没能做到每天祷告,没这习惯。我要看看St. Joseph是否真的帮忙。。。






PRAYER TO SAINT JOSEPH FOR SELLING A HOUSE

O, Saint Joseph,



you who taught our Lord



the carpenter's trade,



and saw to it



that he was always properly housed,



hear my earnest plea.





I want you to help me now



as you helped your foster-child Jesus,



and as you have helped many others



in the matter of housing.





I wish to sell this [house/property]



quickly, easily, and profitably



and I implore you to grant my wish



by bringing me a good buyer,



one who is



      eager, compliant, and honest,



and by letting nothing impede the



      rapid conclusion of the sale.





Dear Saint Joseph,



I know you would do this for me



out of the goodness of your heart



and in your own good time,



but my need is very great now



and so I must make you hurry



on my behalf.





Saint Joseph, I am going to place you



in a difficult position



with your head in darkness



and you will suffer as our Lord suffered,



until this [house/property] is sold.





Then, Saint Joseph, i swear



before the cross and God Almighty,



that i will redeem you



and you will receive my gratitude



and a place of honour in my home.





Amen.



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