每日一笑 (13)
某公司在小便池上贴上字条：“往前一小步, 文明一大步”，结果地上仍有许多尿渍。
后来公司认真吸取教训, 重新设计成：“尿不到池里说明你短；尿到池外说明你软” ，
从此地上比以前干净许多。
Richard 发表评论于
回复pandoras的评论:
让我笑到肚子抽筋了，动脉血流增加....
让我笑到肚子抽筋了，动脉血流增加....
pandoras 发表评论于
haha, i'm coming. 看看这个职场一例能让richard笑吗？~~
Professional Nurses:
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'Of course I won't laugh,' said the nurse. 'I'm a professional. In over twenty years I've never laughed at a patient.'
'Okay then,' said Fred, and he proceeded to drop his trousers, revealing the tiniest 'man thingy' the nurse had ever seen. Length and width, it couldn't have been bigger than a AAA battery.
Unable to control herself, the nurse started giggling, then fell to the floor laughing. Ten minutes later, she was able to struggle to her feet and regain her composure.
'I am so sorry,' she said. 'I don't know what came over me. On my honor as a nurse and a lady, I promise it won't happen again. Now, tell me, what seems to be the problem?'
'It's swollen,' Fred replied.
She ran out of the room.
Professional Nurses:
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'Of course I won't laugh,' said the nurse. 'I'm a professional. In over twenty years I've never laughed at a patient.'
'Okay then,' said Fred, and he proceeded to drop his trousers, revealing the tiniest 'man thingy' the nurse had ever seen. Length and width, it couldn't have been bigger than a AAA battery.
Unable to control herself, the nurse started giggling, then fell to the floor laughing. Ten minutes later, she was able to struggle to her feet and regain her composure.
'I am so sorry,' she said. 'I don't know what came over me. On my honor as a nurse and a lady, I promise it won't happen again. Now, tell me, what seems to be the problem?'
'It's swollen,' Fred replied.
She ran out of the room.
Richard 发表评论于
回复九月独处,tern2的评论:
九月的建议蛮好的！ 我甜滋滋地想着，迷迷糊糊地进入了梦乡，唐姐姐, 你怎么看?
九月的建议蛮好的！ 我甜滋滋地想着，迷迷糊糊地进入了梦乡，唐姐姐, 你怎么看?
Richard 发表评论于
回复花儿朵朵的评论:
把职工的冷暖放在心上，这公司值得尊敬.
把职工的冷暖放在心上，这公司值得尊敬.
九月独处 发表评论于
回复tern2的评论:
俺建议桐儿姐姐同Richard建立一个合作的博客，一如我和五速兄那样，然后上这样的贴，然后我可以ZT到我那里，不过要署名－－－出自桐儿和Richard的博客，如若有啥差错，本人一概不负责任，啊哈哈～～
俺建议桐儿姐姐同Richard建立一个合作的博客，一如我和五速兄那样，然后上这样的贴，然后我可以ZT到我那里，不过要署名－－－出自桐儿和Richard的博客，如若有啥差错，本人一概不负责任，啊哈哈～～
tern2 发表评论于
哈哈哈哈。
我也有类似的笑话，就不铁这了~~~
我也有类似的笑话，就不铁这了~~~
花儿朵朵 发表评论于
还是亲民政策得人心啊！哈哈
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