周末一笑: 园艺定律

1

I used to eat a lot of natural foods until I learned that most people die of natural causes.

自从我听说“人还是死于天然原因者居多”之后，我就再也不敢拼命吃天然食品了。

2

Garden Rule: When weeding, the best way to make sure you are removing a weed and not a valuable plant is to pull on it. If it comes out of the ground easily, it is a valuable plant。

园艺定律：区分益草和害草的办法是，拔出来试试——如果很容易拔掉，就证明它是益草。

3

How is it? One careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire?

不慎的时候只要一根火柴就足以引发森林大火，而想点燃一堆篝火却需要整整一盒火柴，真纳闷。

4

Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?

胶水为啥就不会粘在胶水瓶里面啊？

5

One day I saw an old woman was burning paper money and mumbled: buy funds if you get it.

一天看到一位大妈在烧纸，边烧边嘟囔着：收到了全都买基金吧~~

 

6

 Never trouble trouble till trouble troubles you.

麻烦没来找你，就别去自找麻烦。

(from Internet)