笑谈中国之怪现状 3

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一个房地产商突然中风过世。辛亏生前捐了了天堂符带着。在天堂门口被小鬼挡住问话：

“干什么的？”

“房地产商，有天堂符”

“不行，不行！你们黑心房地产商，被投诉的太多，应该去右边通道”

地产商向右边一看，写着”地狱之门“。

突然，地产商看见了前不久去世的市委副书记，正大步流星的进入了天堂。

地产商愤愤不平，质问小鬼，“凭什么让他进去？强拆是他干的，我们挣得钱多半打理了他，被他拿去赌博了！”

小鬼一脸无奈，说：“地狱都不让他去，实在太可怜了。“

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