碧海蓝天望不尽 邮轮何时送我还

以前应承过要写的东西,现在没有心情,再说时间久远,需要回顾思考。坛子上已经有老关等高人演绎了空手套白狼的故事,各人有各人的套法,只不过我是先行一步,容易的多,而且是专找小狼崽子下手,一套一窝,现在养大了出来咬人。小孩没娘,说来话长,以后补上。

在回程的路途中,意犹未尽,太座和我聊起下次行程,这次行程的天气非常理想,千顷碧海,万里无云。老婆水性尚可,上大学时我俩曾骑自行车去密云水库玩水,在水里那可不敢言英雄救美,而是悍妇戏熊。何须下次?只需不归!到邮轮前台一询问,下班船还有房,那就再坐个来回。
happy wife,
happy life!

以前曾经说过,有人张嘴闭嘴钱不是问题,多半就是钱的问题,而能在邮轮上逍遥自在,想坐就坐,退休后的不算,对年薪几十万的来说,真不是钱的问题,而是闲的问题。您赚钱多还能多的过盖茨,巴菲去?您闲也闲不过叫花子。宝哥啊宝哥,你虽有本事赚钱,如果无福享受,到头来会落得个为别人做嫁衣裳。咱们只需做到钱不是大问题,然后要争取闲要闲的像个叫花子。

此时此刻,岛国风光,万里晴空,千里海滩。酒肉临池,醉生梦死,各色美女,酮体展现。瘦的苗条,胖的丰满;蔫的温柔,凶的冷艳;高的亭亭玉立,矮的小巧玲珑;傻的看起来阳光,浪的有众星捧月;淑女木纳,才女刁蛮;另一类匪里匪气,自觉牛逼的傲雪凌风;浓妆艳抹妩媚动人,轻描淡写清水芙蓉;弱不禁风或有女人味,不像女人的如超人下凡;招蜂引蝶,豪乳乱颤;羞羞答答,一马平川;嫩的青春靓丽,老的风韵犹存;倚老卖老,老么咔嚓眼;不嫩装嫩,嫩似二逼青年;美若天仙不曾见,丑的却能惊的你下巴掉了砸脚面!

冰镇啤酒来几杯,
欲饮不休汽笛催。
醉卧沙滩君莫笑,
风和日丽不思归。

时常看的坛子上许多人在讨论退休后有多少钱才够用,要我说,一般的人,能挣出一千万,够用了。开玩笑,一千万这么容易吗?就是一两百万也不是件容易的事,一两百万可没有底气在退休后过自由自在的生活。中小地主们,一边玩蛋去,用不着跟着凑热闹,管他赚多少钱?有租收就是皇上,皇上不用急,急的是太监。

通货膨胀是一只藏在暗处的饿虎,一旦猛扑出来,缩水一,二十万只是瞬间的事。说句挨骂的话,地主们做梦都盼着通货膨胀,汽油十块钱一加仑你能用多少,物价上涨又能多花几个钱,但每当遇到一个大的通货膨胀,房价,房租恰似小孩的鸡8,见涨!

写了这么多篇,有两点要强调一下。人生虽有几十年的漫长岁月,但是光阴荏苒,弹指一挥间,花有重开日,人无再少年。经历过股市的潮退潮起,房市的花开花落,只有房租是一骑绝尘,魏武挥鞭。世界上什么都有卖的,就是买不到后悔药。再有,房地产不能急功近利,慢工出细活,火到猪头烂,暂时或许看不到多少利,仅以二十多年之经验,
忽如一夜春风到,
千树万树梨花开。
问君哪得闲自在,
为有源头租金来。


(天涯旅人,信口乱言,前篇把VA landlord 拼错,请多包涵)

 

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