西门庆与王婆的买卖,字字珠玑都是谈判高手

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(杂说有趣,来来来,姑且听之!)(食色性也,人之好也!谈谈无妨!)
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潘金莲与西门庆的故事相信大家应该都不陌生,或许大家都去关注他俩的风流韵事了,却没有注意到王婆这个始作俑者。话说王婆与西门庆之间那对话,可谓真的是字字珠玑,句句藏针啊!

在水浒传的第二十四回如是写道,西门庆被潘金莲的插杆打中了头后,就开始春心荡漾动起了歪心思,于是就跑去跟卖茶的王婆唠嗑。

西门庆道:我少你多少茶钱?

王婆答道:不多,等你空闲的时候再算!

西门庆又道:你儿子跟谁出去了?

王婆道:跟一个客人到淮上去了,至今未归,也不知死活!

西门庆说:要不你叫他跟我?

王婆笑道:若得大官人抬举,那敢情好啊!

小伙伴们,听出猫腻没?这西门庆是要干啥呢?不但要给王婆送茶钱,还要给王婆的儿子安排工作。我们有句老话说得好,无事献殷勤非奸即盗。当然了王婆也听出其中的道道来了,西门庆心念念的是武大郎的老婆潘金莲,但王婆为了钱同时也为了自己儿子的前程,决定主动出击干上这一票。所以过了几个小时,西门庆又回来的时候就主动迎了上去。

王婆说道:大官人,吃个梅汤!

西门庆答道:最好多加些酸!

西门庆接过汤喝了一口又说道:王干娘,你这梅汤做得好,有多少在屋里?

王婆笑道:老身做了一世媒,那讨一个在屋里。

西门庆道:我问你梅汤,你却说做媒差了多少!

小伙伴们听出来了吧!这两人在开始密谋那档子事儿了!到了晚上西门庆又来王婆家吃酸梅汤了,而且还嘱咐王婆多加点糖。明白了吗?这其实是在说男女之事,要王婆多给西门庆说一点好话,方便他们成事。而王婆也没有直接把话挑明,为的就是吊一吊西门庆的胃口,在西门庆哪里多捞点好处。

果不其然第二天一大早西门庆又来,而且还给王婆掏了一两银子,别小看这一两银子,在宋朝可以要买好几百斤酸梅汤的了。也就是为了这一两银子,王婆就把潘金莲出卖给了西门庆。接下来就在王婆的撮合下,你来我往的西门庆和潘金莲就熟了,接下来的那档子事儿大家也就知道了!成就他俩的千古艳谈丑事。(ZT)

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