足球笑话:赌球

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话说2022年卡塔尔世界杯的时候,球迷老李正坐在酒吧里看球,土豪老王进来了。他问老李:你看的是什么?老李跟他解释说这是世界杯足球赛。老王又问:谁跟谁?老李说:德国对日本。老王要了一杯酒看了一会儿,对老李说:这样看没啥意思,咱俩赌个球助助兴吧。老李很惊讶地问:你确定要赌这场球?老王很自信地说:大丈夫说话算数,赌一千块钱,让你先选。老李选了日本,这一下轮到老王惊讶了,但他很高兴地选了德国。比赛结束,日本队赢。老王很痛快地掏出一千块钱给了老李,他很纳闷地问:我知道德国足球很牛啊,你咋会觉得日本队会赢呢?老李把钱收好后说:我们刚才看的是比赛的回放。

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哈哈哈,这个比赛回放太逗了
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