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What do math teachers eat? Square meals.
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Why did the calf hate his school picture? His cow-lick was sticking up.
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What time of day Adam was created? A little before Eve.
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What do you call a K9 who gets lost on Halloween? A “where wolf (werewolf).
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Why did the granddaughter think she lived in heaven? Because her grandma told her she was an angel.
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Why is the piano so hard to open? Because the keys are already inside.
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Why do kittens know so much about church? They all go through cat-echism.
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Why do hogs play so much football? They love to throw pigskins.
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Why do airplanes make bad spouses? They’re always ready to take off.
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What did the squirrel bring to the Thanksgiving potluck? A corn (acorn).
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What job did the corn on the cob get? Cash-ear.
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Why did the librarian get kicked off the plane? Because it was overbooked.
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Why are ghosts always single? Because you are married until death do us part.
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How do you get straight A’s? By using a ruler.
