国共携手合作 【迎来春色换人间】BY子荣同志


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咚才咚才咚才才镪.俺姓栾名平,人称小炉匠.
老鼻子牌儿的国民党,今个儿从高山拉来子荣
同志，一来为威虎山庄做广告，二来拜见各位老乡。
啥?你说啥来着?栾平早死了?那是胡说,
谁瞅着啦?!晕,咔咔咔…..
想当年,一声咣噹…..俺小炉匠自制的防弹背心
+ 本人随机应变的诈死模样,嘿嘿……
后来?问得好!后来后来,大伙儿听好来:
渡牡丹江,跨东海洋,面圣老蒋,获青天章.
再后来?
弃戎从商,干回本行,栾氏炉业,北美开张,
世纪风云,焚朽敛洋,拉屎大颗,股本飞涨.
甚么甚么?理想?这不是废话么?
爱国华商,岂无理想?首期十亿,威虎山庄,
子荣广告,进军中央,
啥?子荣同志到?得得得,拉拉俺的小丑帽,
再来一个POSE照.OK,拜拜!
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