短的,也敢拿出手

儿子七岁一直跟妈妈睡,不愿意分床,妈妈对他说:
等你大了,娶了媳妇,还跟妈妈睡啊?
儿子:EN。
妈妈:那你LP跟谁睡?
儿子:让她跟爸爸一起睡。
爸爸乐得哈哈大笑:这儿子孝顺,孝顺啊。

儿子七岁一直有夜里尿床的习惯。一晚夫妇做完床上活动,妻子发现床单有湿了一大片就喊:LG,你又开错开关了,俺不是你的便桶啊?
LG急辩那是儿子的。
妻子:甭说了,爷两比鸡吧,一个吊样。

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