The Day Bubba Died-zt

Bubba died in a fire and his body was burned pretty badly. The morgue needed someone to identify the body, so they sent for his two best  friends, Cooter and Gomer. The three men had always done everything together.

Cooter arrived first, and when the mortician pulled back the sheet, Cooter said, 'Yup, his face is burned up pretty bad. You better roll him over.'

The mortician rolled him over and Cooter said, 'Nope, ain't Bubba.'

The mortician thought this was rather strange. So he brought Gomer in to confirm the identity of the body. 

Gomer looked at the body and said, 'Yup, he's pretty well burnt up. Roll him over.'

The mortician rolled him over and Gomer said, 'No, it ain't Bubba.'

The mortician asked, 'How can you tell?'

Gomer said, 'Well, Bubba had two assholes.'

'What? He had two assholes?' asked the mortician.

Yup, we never seen 'em, but everybody used to say, 'There's Bubba with them two assholes.
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最近巨忙，发牢骚都改口头的了，QQ的耳朵因此遭了殃，没少替我装情绪垃圾，特此鸣谢，虽然他基本不看我博客的，呵呵。

今天收到星星妈的来信，说想我了，真不错，正好我也想她了。这就是所谓的相思吧，既然是互相思念。