佩语

佩佩上的暑期学校，每天午饭时老师都会鼓励小朋友站出来给大家讲个笑话。
"Mama，the one with the best joke wins free ice cream."

我一听，心想这是一个锻炼胆量和口才的机会，就上网帮佩佩找了一个简单的笑话。下午去接佩佩时，佩佩兴奋的告诉我，“Mama, my joke won." 满脸骄傲。笑话如下：

Why did the boy bury his flashlight?
Because the batteries were dead.
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昨天听佩佩在车里说，"My boo-boo is ouching me."  
"ouching?" 爱人问我，"ouch 可以用作动词吗？"
我耸耸肩，只顾欣赏佩语，才不去追究语法呢。