It would have been an invigorating blow for the culture of free speech if ABC and Kimmel had issued the following serial apologies to their tormentors: We’re sorry that you are so humorless. We’re sorry you don’t have anything better to do with your time. We’re sorry that you are cheapening every genocide in history. We’re sorry, in short, that you are whiny bullies. If you’re so offended, please go watch Leno or Letterman.
为了弘扬言论自由的文化，ABC和Kimmel对无理取闹者应该这么道歉：
很遗憾，你们这么没有幽默感。
很可惜，你们有时间却找不到更值得去做的事情。
很悲哀，历史上所有发生过的种族灭绝因你们轻率的比较而失去沉重。
很抱歉，简短地说，你们是边求同情边欺负人的恶少。
如果你们觉得被冒犯，请别看我们的节目。
摘自
Our culture is surreally obsessed with taking offense.
http://www.nationalreview.com/article/363695/why-wont-kimmel-apologize-some-more-rich-lowry
