It's on track (1)
-Aoji
Hula is my master, a very introverted human being. I have nothing against anyone being introverted, cause he still gives me the best food I could ever possibly imagine of, and he hugs and pets me whenever I wag my tail in front of him after being hurt by that annoying cat “Midnight”.
He, even lets me sleep on his bed any time I want!
But, I have to acknowledge that we are totally different. I bark all the time, but it sounds to me, the only phrase I ever heard him saying was “Yes, it’s on track.” It was not said to me – I would be flattered if he truly did that to me - but to an bulky ugly looking dark color headset at nights.
He goes to work during day time, and comes home to work at night time. All the time. See, it’s another thing for which I hide a bit conservative opinion against him: he never seems to get time to walk me outside of the house. Well, I do enjoy the numerous walks around our neighborhood with the beautiful, nice and patient little girl, Liz.
I saw Hula pull out his wallet and offered Liz 20-dollar bill every Monday, and this Monday, he did not do that. So, I barked. Liz offered me my favorite cookie, but I barked. Liz kneed down and pet me, but I barked. Hula walked to the door, I really wanted to remind him that he did not pay Liz yet, so, I ran to Hula, and barked, and started to bit his pants.
Hula kneed down, reached out to my favorite toy and handed it over to me. He pet me and shook his head, saying:” it’s off track.”
I was stunned at this totally opposite phrase. I let him go, but I kept on looking at his back, then he got disappeared into his grayish Volvo, and soon, the Volvo also got vanished into the invisible distance.