I like this one in particular simply because of a sense of humour throughout the whole piece of writing. To me it's the Rumour and Humour that made this writing such a fun reading;-)
I liked it so much that I had such comments:
以我之见,如此妙文,应当选进,语文课本。
活灵活现,出浅入深。属实属虚,不必过问。
有朝一日或许将此文改编成山东快书段子
* http://blog.wenxuecity.com/blogview.php?date=200501&postID=2494