同事家的告示

有位同事热情好客,经常邀请大家去她家聚会.她性格直爽,直言快语.但并不是什么话都能直接从口中说出,她也有办法,就用告示牌的方式来一吐为快.在她后院的游泳池旁有块醒目的告示:We do not swim in your toilet,please do not pee in our pool!她的客厅洗手间厕所上方有块更显眼的:Gentlemen, please stand close;Ladies, please remain seatedduring your performences!