女明星们的遗憾

也曾酒醉鞭名马,从未情薄弃美人。
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女明星最大的遗憾是什么?是摘掉明星光环之后的失落。明星穿一套普通的衣裳,出现在普通的场合,干着普通的事情,就失去了光环。有一天,蔡卓妍素面上街,人们说,你看,她长得跟蔡卓妍多像啊。听到的人回头看了几眼,就接着走路,去忙自己的事去了。因为她只是像蔡卓妍,而不是真的。如果换个场合呢?舞台,化妆,主持人喊道:蔡卓妍来了。这时,舞台下万头仰望,天哪,我亲眼看到蔡卓妍了。

女明星失落了一般都得干点儿什么才能驱赶寂寞,干什么呢?又有什么极尽潇洒的事情没干过呢?击剑,对了,就是击剑。男的走秀美路线,才能争取女观众,燕青就是靠一身花绣迷倒了李师师。女的就得走阳刚路线了,扈三娘两口雁翎刀舞得好,生擒了王英。于是,众女明星都手持无情剑绽出多情的笑容。


蔡卓妍 - 颇似调皮的小黄蓉。她手里是花剑,不过她握剑的方式是错的:第3,4,5个指头要握在小横把儿上,另外两个指头捏在护手紧后面。


徐若瑄 - 表情笼罩着深沉,好像在感叹:他虽有情,争奈我手中剑无情?她手里握得是重剑,握剑方式正确。


徐若瑄 - 眼神很诱惑,体型也很女性,she really has a lot of woman in her。


杨乐乐 - 这位女明星偶是第一次看到。这姿势,简直是“玷污”击剑运动吗。


杨乐乐 - 这姿势就更不像话了,她居然握着剑跟台下的调起情来。


李宇春 - 偶对超女不感兴趣,也没听过她一首歌。从此图看,剑似乎没给她增添什么风采。


李宇春 - 快把剑放下,姿势太难看了。偶很厌恶她的小细腿儿,腿不健美的女性很丑。


最后,偶要说,击剑确能健美,练习过击剑的女性走路的样子很帅,透出轻盈和节奏,且多擅探戈舞步。不像喜欢骑马的的女性,走路除了性感之外,剩下的就只有野性了。击剑久了,可以圆臀缩腹,健美双腿,为白领女士所爱。居家自卫,则一把鸡毛掸子在手,足令男友俯地称臣,岂不快哉?:D


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