小酒拟声

从前有座城,城里有个店,店里有坛酒,老酒对小酒说....
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看了小瓜子妹妹学小羊叫“闷儿”,酒妈回家就拿小酒开考。从月子里酒妈就伪装所有想得到的动物和机器,千百遍地叫给小酒听,可从没想起来检验小酒的接受信号如何。

不试不知道,一试吓了N跳。

妈:小鸭子怎么叫?
酒:duck!
咦?理解有偏差。小酒每天见到鸭子,总是duck,duck地追着叫。
再试。

妈:小狗怎么叫?
酒:pu--ppy--!
不行,得换个方式提问。
妈:puppy怎么叫?
酒:欧!
总算得1分!乘胜前进。
妈:puppy叫汪!汪!汪!
酒:欧!
好吧,小狗可能声带发育未全,气短,只叫一声。

妈:小猫咪怎么叫?
酒:mi-ao---
竟然还双手放到鼻子下摸一下,模仿小猫理胡须(这是外婆的功劳)。这个最形象声似,大大加分!

妈:小羊怎么叫?
酒:mao---
怎么听起来羊和猫是近亲呀?

妈:小鸡怎么叫?
酒:哥!
小酒属狗,当然叫小鸡“哥”了。

妈:大马怎么叫?
酒:妈!
得,酒妈赶快打住,再下去,一家人都要进动物园了。

换个领域。
妈:摩托车怎么叫?
酒:突突突突突突突
摩托响个不停,喷得酒妈一脸口水!

妈:小汽车怎么叫?
酒:突突突突突突突
好了好了,考试结束!赏“喯”一下!

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