新获“宠物”

大年初三,正精心制作俺的特色年菜 “ 一锅炖 ” ,中途翻箱倒柜地找材料,不小心起身时撞着了开着的橱门,头顶立马结结实实地起了一个大包包。。。所幸近年来这类厨房插曲俺已习以为常,练就了一钢筋铁骨。半小时后年菜在一片混乱中腾空出世,俺也很快收拾干净倒头大睡。

次日仍觉头顶昏昏,白天打盹时间也显著比以往长。。。傍晚体己地停了锻炼,改为与家人聊天。临话别时提及此事,得到俺娘的最高指示。记得从小到大,若有撞伤,俺娘总会给揉揉,虽很不舒服,但俺已习惯了此类疗法,也如法炮制。可是这次俺娘却明确不要揉,令俺大为震惊,问询缘故。。。俺娘顾不上解释太多,只是急急指出要赶紧抹红花油。此后数分钟就是俺俩关于红花油的用量,涂抹的频率,抹前抹后头发的处理,红花油的气味对周围生态环境的影响等一系列问题的探讨。最后俺娘肯定地说,骨头应没问题,不需拍片片,令俺彻底放了心。搁下电话,立马想当然地以 “ 治乱世宜用苛法 ” 的原则将半瓶红花油泼上。此后数小时,但凡俺走过的楼道,都飘散着浓郁的芳香,为国际友人戏称作 “moving Chinese pharmacy( 移动的中国药房 )” 。俺这年过得可真中国啊!!

第三天已是周六,头上的大包包依旧,而且自从浇上红花油后,是不按自痛。但基於对祖国伟大医学和俺娘权威的深信不疑,俺的乐观情绪那不是盖的。躺在床上,不由得天马行空起来。假如俺头发短短的,如今必定呈头顶纵向怒发冲冠状,经典的嘻皮士的东东。。。不过小贝哥也有过此类造型,可是,可是,想想片片上小贝哥迷人的笑容,人家的发型一定是高手百万制作,不是因为头顶着个大包包呀。。。

正如此悠哉思量,甚至都要纳大包包为俺的新宠物,忽然意识到很快 OAC (Outdoor Adventure Club, 户外探险俱乐部 ) 的友人们要去滑雪了。看看窗外阳光明媚,记得预报说今后几日会风雪交加大冷大寒,俺今日不出门就难有机会了。於是飞快地收拾了一小袋衣物,拎上平日装了书本和食物的篮子,在最后一分钟冲到聚会点。俺非常低调地说,只是想看看山野风光,呼吸新鲜空气,顺便读会儿书。

当然这话连自俺都不确信。每次出游俺都会带上点书本以防无聊,但更多是出於应勤奋好学不宜整日游荡的心理暗示。自然俺每次都被各种新鲜事物占据了身心,玩得尽兴。人生可贵之处就在於,这种掩耳盗铃的做法屡试不爽:出门时让俺心安理得,回来后身心焕然并在 guilty pleasure ( 歉疚并痛快着 ) 的推动下效率翻番。 

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