【爱的誓言】- 结婚之前 vs. 结婚之后 (笑话)

I think, therefore I am. - René Descartes
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友情提示:背景音乐为理查德克莱德曼的浪漫经典《爱的食言》。: )))






中文版:


结婚之前

男: 啊。。。总算是。。。我都等不及了!
女: 
你想让我离开吗?
男: 不!连想都不要这样想!

女:
 你爱我吗?
男:
 当然了!一直在这样做并且会永远这样做下去!
女: 
你有没有欺骗过我?
男: !
你怎么会提这个问题?
女: 
你会吻我吗?
男: 
只要有机会我都会!
女: 
你会打我吗?
男: 
绝不!你疯了吗?
女: 
我能信任你吗?
男: 
是的。
女: 亲爱的!

 结婚之后  ( 从下往上读

 

 


edrifter 发表评论于
回复山眼的评论:

问好山眼! 等着读你的读书札记啊!
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回复闲人Filiz 和幸福剧团的评论:


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与仙人和幸福同乐!

山眼 发表评论于
This is funny!
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哈哈哈
闲人Filiz 发表评论于
哈哈哈哈!
edrifter 发表评论于
回复苏乡门地的评论:

从幽默中看到严肃的一面;
从浪漫中体会倒现实的严酷;
从偶然中洞察到无可挽回的必然;
以出世的态度对待入世的生活。

苏乡真是厉害!:)) 谢谢你的分享!
苏乡门地 发表评论于

说不清我们是在为爱还是婚姻不惜赴汤蹈火;
道不明我们是在为爱和婚姻的开始还是结局不惜重蹈复辙;

我们却只能前赴后继,承上启下,接受和笑对所有的 - 爱的誓言和食言!
edrifter 发表评论于
回复melly的评论:

That just put a huge pressure on me. Be careful you'd be led astray. :))

You too have a great holiday weekend!
melly 发表评论于
Ha, very funny. A very good one helps to relax after a long day.

Thanks for stopping by. The reason I stop writing is that I want to spend more time on yours. :))

Have a nice holiday.
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