ZT致屁民的十四行诗——To Shitizen

To Shitizen

A Sonnet Dedicated to an Anonymous Shitizen

O, how harmoneyous doth thy country stand,
With thy departyments carassing thee,
Bunaildings vanishing as hath been plann'd,
And each mathblind assign'd a sexret'ry.

Enjoying freedamn thou must thank Green Dam,
And Great Fire Wall for guarding innernet,
Outside of which is evil Uncle Sam,
Whose lure of love is doom'd to be upset.

Commit thy suihide or grasp a knife,
Or keep thy smilence facing pu ss y-ups:
In democrazy thou know'st this is life,
Just like a dinning table full of cups.

On May the Thirty-fifth have candles lit,
For fellas martyrish'd by yakeshit.

Note:

shitizen = shit + citizen
harmoney = harmony + money
departyment = department + party
carass = caress + ass
bunailding = building + nail
sexretary = sex + secretary
freedamn = freedom + damn
innernet = inner + internet
suihide = suicide + hide
smilence = smile + silence
p us sy-up = p us sy + push-up
democrazy = democracy + crazy
yakeshit = yakexi + shit



老杜的翻译：

A Sonnet Dedicated to an Anonymous Shitizen // 致屁民

O, how harmoneyous doth thy country stand, //啊，我们的国家多么和谐，
With thy departyments carassing thee, //我党整天忙着意淫，
Bunaildings vanishing as hath been plann'd, //钉子户已被拔掉，
And each mathblind assign'd a sexret'ry. //每个愚蠢的官员都有小蜜。

Enjoying freedamn thou must thank Green Dam, //在绿坝里享受自由，
And Great Fire Wall for guarding innernet, //在防火墙内上网，
Outside of which is evil Uncle Sam, //外面是邪恶的山姆大叔，
Whose lure of love is doom'd to be upset. //整日引诱屁民让我党生气。

Commit thy suihide or grasp a knife, //躲猫猫，或拿起刀子，
Or keep thy smilence facing pu ss y-ups:// 打酱油，或者俯卧撑：
In democrazy thou know'st this is life, //这就是我们的民主，
Just like a dinning table full of cups. //就像桌子上充满杯具。

On May the Thirty-fifth have candles lit, //在5月35日点上烛火，
For fellas martyrish'd by yakeshit. //为了那些在亚克西歌声中死去的殉道者。