I Will Not Bring Bubbles to School

8黑早上出门时欲带bubble bottle被喝止，他作唯唯诺诺状进了校门时却又从口袋里摸了出来。于是宣布等晚上回家要对他进行严惩。

晚上到家时其实我已不记得这回事了，只觉得从一进门开始他就以异常关注的眼光盯着我。心下起疑，问爹妈：他干什么坏事了？

没有啊，，，人家今天表现特好，晚饭吃的又多又快——要在爹妈面前当先进儿童也忒容易了。

扯了几句闲话，他终于按捺不住，主动前来挑衅：你想说我的坏话吗？

我为什么要说你的坏话？你有什么坏话让我说吗？

有呀，就是把bubble带到学校去呀！

哦————我醍醐灌顶，立即打发他去房间自关数数至100，出来后写犯罪反省录。想起那天叫他写命题诗go to seebluesea因为是无感而发，写一塌糊涂连一向自我感觉良好的他都大摇其头，今天想来应该很有些真情实感，于是立即再次命题：I will not bring bubbles to school again.

他先竖着写下标题，汇报：太长了写不下。

我沉吟片刻，“把again去掉好了”。

耶~~~~~~~~~~他认为自己占了些便宜，提起笔来一挥而就。行状之狼狈，场面之混乱，画面之鲜活，语气之剪断，结尾之无奈从而无惧，让俺老人家彻底笑掉了大牙。

In and out soapy liquid leaks.

Will they pop?
I think they will
Let them Pop!
Let me see!

No, do not let them pop
Oh no, they are popping!
They are really popping！

Bring paper towels,
Run, hurry, run!
I think it won't pop now.
Now do not worry!
Go to your desk now.

But do not panic!
Uh-oh, they are popping again!
Bring paper towels, again!
Bring them to me!
Let's see
Eek! it's leaking!
Stop it, stop it!

To After-school,
On the way home.

Steps up the stairs,
Come on, stop leaking, bubbles!
Holy moly macaroni! I will get in big trouble!
Oh no, I will get in trouble.
Oh yes, I'm getting in trouble.
Let me get in trouble.