差点被女儿害的尿了裤子

由于最近几年体重急剧争长，我的腰也就变成了水桶一般的粗，以前所有的裤带都短的无法围过来了。想起时髦的女儿丢了一大堆废弃了的裤带，什么长的短的，圆的方的都有。我最近学会了勤俭持家，不随便扔东西，所以那些裤带还都在，我就去翻了翻，居然还找到了一条能用的，顺手就系上了。吃过了饭就坐在那里灌水，一直忍到最后一分钟才去了厕所。到了厕所才发现麻烦来了。用之前没好好看那条裤带怎么用，这下子怎么都解不开了。原来那裤带要先向里抽一下子，把卡着的扣松开才行。我用的时候是空着肚子，吃饱了饭勒紧了本身就是个麻烦，等到最后一分钟又着急，所以怎么都解不开了。想想想当年咱们也是杨柳细腰，如今怎么竟落得这般模样，怎么不让人悲伤。

想当年和蜜闺的留影：


如今竟然落得这般身材：

大灰狼太太 发表评论于
回复东风飘的评论:
嘿嘿，右边那个穿蓝色衣服的是我
大灰狼太太 发表评论于
回复东风飘的评论:
你轻点忽悠，别哪天我一傻就跑到流坛去丢人现眼去了
东风飘 发表评论于
当年留影的哪个是狼太呢？

东风飘 发表评论于
狼太是很会表扬与自我表扬滴，如此的窈窕淑女，可是竟然自我贬损什么水桶腰，没见过这么夸自己的，还带这么玩的？
大灰狼太太 发表评论于
回复雪萤的评论:
唉，真是拿你没办法
雪萤 发表评论于
你骗谁呀，还2尺八？也就2尺的腰，很有风韵呀。总算让我看到了，否则我气死了。
大灰狼太太 发表评论于
回复陈玉泉的评论:
谢谢安慰，不过腰围从1尺8变成了2尺8，真的很难藏的住的。多亏了我早早就把自己给嫁了出去，不然现在要愁死了
陈玉泉 发表评论于
没看出什么不同哦
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