衰到死的车牌号码

应小粉童鞋的要求,偶去那接近干涸的枯井里挖了又挖,结果清泉滴没有挖出,倒是挖出了些烂泥。粉童鞋,你就看在偶的诚意的份上,让这篇作业过关吧,不然偶只有硬着头皮准备留班~

今年偶格外兴奋地买了一辆小巧可爱的新车,红色车身白色车顶的五门Mini Cooper。拿到车的那刻,偶本来是喜不自禁的,可是当偶看到那车牌,偶的心里像被泼了一盆凉水,知道吗,那车牌是xxx3147,NND,神马数字不可以,偏偏是这个3147,“三番四次要死去”。偶问那车行代理,这车牌号是肿么搞到滴,他说是随机抽签得到的。不会吧,随机都可以抽到这么衰到死的号码,偶不会太走运了吧。偶又问他,可以换车牌号吗?他说,当然可以,不过起步价是1000新币。对于像偶这样抠门的人,要偶额外支付1000多大洋换个车牌号,那是绝对没有可能滴。那位代理看到偶有点沮丧,于是安慰偶说,其实这个号码时常有中马票头奖的。偶疑惑,这是真的吗?

不管真假,偶是肯定不会换车牌了,那接下来就是要小心再小心地驾车,破了这车牌号的魔咒。那天拍了车的片片到微信朋友圈去显摆,不敢把车牌号拍进镜头,唯恐让那些眼冒青光的朋友看到乐翻天。从前偶是很少注意别人的车牌号的,自从有了这辆新车,每次在停车场停完车,偶都会左顾右盼其它车牌号,怎么最后两个数字不是38就是25,反正没有这么绝的47。一个多月瞅下来,那天好不容易众里寻它,瞧见一车牌号是9147,啊哈,总算找到比偶的车牌号更绝的号码,三倍于偶的"要死去”,偶这下终于可以释怀料~~

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