爱美要自力更生

从前有座城,城里有个店,店里有坛酒,老酒对小酒说....
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每天给小酒洗脸,她痛苦得简直象要给她褪皮,干燥时给她脸上抹lotion,反抗得就象要给她上枷,紧闭眼睛扭头到处躲打挺乱抓尖叫。酒妈和外婆就奇怪了:难道脸皮薄得一碰就痛?

可洗澡时总要自己从水里抢条小毛巾,拎起来等水柱流断,蒙脸上擦呀揉呀,弄得眼睛鼻子嘴巴进水也乐意。
昨天被她翻到只护手液(幸好盖子扣紧的),学样倒过来,挤巴挤巴,往脸上抹抹,再搓搓双手,臭美了半天。

原来小酒不是不爱美,人家只是要自己打扮。

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