俺第一次被泡的经历(轻砸)。

刚进大学那会,什么都喜欢,就是不喜欢学习。每天一下课,不是乒乓球就是篮球。可能是运动多了,所以体力耐力都很好。刚进校那年冬季,学校组织越野长跑,俺抱着凑热闹的心理报名,结果不小心拿回个第三名,这才发现了俺的长跑天赋。
第二年春天,学校召开春季运动会,辅导员找上门来,要俺报名参加。俺拿过报名表,左看右看,也只有中长跑之类的可以试试。100米之类的,俺知道俺那几根筋,肯定跑不过别人,好不容易参加,100米给别人拉下50米多丢人;铅球标枪之类的,俺那瘦骨板也不适合,别铅球投出去了砸到了自己的后脚跟。所以无奈只有选择了1500米和5000米。
报名后一个月,运动会如期举行,第一天下午就有5000米的预决赛。俺当时是从来没有参加过运动会,但运动会比赛是看了很多的,鸣枪之前,俺就想好要跟跑。一来省力,二来心理不用那么紧张。比赛前,俺们辅导员就告诉俺谁谁是上届冠军。鸣枪后俺就紧跟在冠军后面,他快俺快,他慢俺慢。沿途还免费享受他的粉丝给俺加油助威。他频频回头,肯定觉得这人怎么这么讨厌。跑了4圈左右,忽然看见两MM每人拿一杯水,俺以为是给俺们送水的,正在犹豫是否要喝水,谁知这两妹妹呼呼超着冠军的脚下泼去,因为从来没有见过这招式,吓的俺一下就蹦达了过去。俺上大学那会,学校的跑道还是炭渣的,有些地方因为炭渣给踩的,泥地都露出来了,水多了地就很滑。这两妹妹每一圈就给俺们来这么一下,俺每次都得跳跃过去,很是不爽。于是大约过了10圈,俺加速就超过他了,他可能水浇多了脚下打滑,怎么也跟不上俺,最后给俺拉下约80米。
下来后,发现俺的薄底田径鞋也湿透了,都是那两妹妹闹的(应该是学姐才对)。
这就是俺第一次被泡的经历,不参半句假话。呵呵。

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